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Boobs save woman's life

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    foosed Now this should make the news!
    Boobs save woman's life
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    Sofia - A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse survived a car crash thanks to her silicon breasts which acted as an airbag, Standart newspaper reported on Monday.
    The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily said.
    "The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicon breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports. But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.:eek:
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I will behave....I will behave....I will behave....I will behave....I will behave...I will behave...I will behave...I will behave....

    ~ whew ~

    I feel much better.....
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    1+ for airbags. I think the Gov. should install them on all newer models.......[stirpot] [peep]
  4. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Site Supporter+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

  5. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Now I know how to sell them to the Ms.....:D

    Mrs: Get your hands off my airbags
    Mr: But their so "airy"
    Mrs: Their for safetly only. Look but don't touch.
    Mr: But, their so "airy" just once?
    Mrs: No, I might get into a car accident tomorrow and I will need them to function properly.
    Mr: But...But.....their perfectly "airy"
    Mrs: Yes. And their gonna stay that way. Now go wax the car.
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    I thought this was quite news-worthy and certainly is a shining endorsement for larger augmentation.:eek:
  7. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D :cool:
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