Book Report

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Dec 22, 2007.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Book Report

    Students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life",
    by Bill Clinton.

    One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave the student an A+ for his report:

    Titanic: $29.99
    Clinton: $29.99

    Titanic: Over three hours to read
    Clinton: Over three hours to read

    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
    subsequent catastrophe.
    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinto n: Bill is a bullshit artist.

    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton: Let's not go there.

    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.

    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember jack.

    Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
    Clinton: Monica... ooh, let's not go there either.

    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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