Boudreaux asks a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find da boudin?" The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Cajun?" Boudreaux (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am, as a matter of fact. But let me axe you sumting. If I axed for Eyetalian sausage, would you axe me if I was Eyetalian? Or if I had a axed for German Bratwurst, would you axe me if I was German? Or if I axed for a kosher hot dog, would you axe me if I was Jewish?" The clerk says, "Well no, I probably wouldn't!" "Well then, why did you axe me if I'm Cajun just because I axed for sum boudin?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot!"