Boudreaux Again!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Nov 9, 2018.

  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Boudreaux asks a store clerk, "In what aisle could I find da boudin?"
    The clerk looks at him and asks, "Are you Cajun?"
    Boudreaux (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am, as a matter of fact. But let me axe you sumting. If I axed for Eyetalian sausage, would you axe me if I was Eyetalian? Or if I had a axed for German Bratwurst, would you axe me if I was German? Or if I axed for a kosher hot dog, would you axe me if I was Jewish?"
    The clerk says, "Well no, I probably wouldn't!"
    "Well then, why did you axe me if I'm Cajun just because I axed for sum boudin?"
    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot!"
  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Eyetailan!! [LMAO][LMAO][LMAO]

    Home Depot!!! [lolol][lolol][lolol][lolol]
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Bunnings....Australia's premier big box hardware store chain equivalent to Home Depot, usually has a charity sausage sizzle at the front of their stores, most weekends....they'd probably offer up boudin if they had a Cajun customer base.






    Sorry for the thread deviation...but I was just being a silly sausage. ;)
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