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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman,
    a Louisiana State University graduate, as President of the United
    States, Susan Boudreaux.

    A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and
    says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?'

    'I don't think so. It's a 30 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as
    she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.'

    'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and
    take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.'

    'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?'
    'Oh Dad,' replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown
    custom-made by the best designer in New York .'

    'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich foods you and
    your friends like to eat.'

    The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire affair is
    going to be handled by the best caterer in New York , I'll ensure your
    meals are salt free Dad, I really want you to come.

    So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Boudreaux is
    being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front row sits
    the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the senator sitting next
    to him leans over and whispers, 'You see that woman over there with her
    hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States ?

    The Senator whispers back, 'Yes I do.'
    Dad says proudly, "Her brother played football at LSU."
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