Box Office

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Oct 12, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    NEW TWIST....
    While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual
    information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc
    Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew
    take you safely to
    Afghanistan '
    An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the
    captain a woman?

    When the attendant came by he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

    'Yes,' said the attendant, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'


    'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with
    only women up there in the cockpit.'

    'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the crew member,
    We No Longer Call It the

    It's the "Box Office".
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Good One.....hehe..............:lol:
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

  5. andy

    andy Monkey+++

    HA! thats great! [LMAO]
  6. Northwoods

    Northwoods Monkey+++ what is it called now?????:shock:
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