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Obama Wins heisman trophy for watching college football game !!! Film at 11
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Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year
Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville
NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the
country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music
Entertainer of the Year.
Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music
Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.
In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's
selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that
time has yet to record a single country song.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comhonored and humbled by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's </SPAN>Heisman Trophy.
Award to be handed out by Kanye West [rofllmao]
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