Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Oct 14, 2009.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Obama Wins heisman trophy for watching college football game !!![own2] Film at 11[booze]
  2. Al Bundy

    Al Bundy Monkey++

    This just in, Obama wins award for the best astronaut after watching shuttle take off.
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Obama finds cure for aids, racism, and poverty! [stirpot]
  4. NVBeav

    NVBeav Monkey+++

    Obama Named Country Music Entertainer of the Year

    Surprise Selection Shocks Nashville

    NASHVILLE (The Borowitz Report) - President Barack Obama stunned the
    country music world today by picking up its highest honor, Country Music
    Entertainer of the Year.

    Mr. Obama was chosen unanimously, according to the Country Music
    Association, beating out such favorite as Carrie Underwood and Toby Keith.
    In Nashville, country music insiders were shocked by Mr. Obama's
    selection, given that he has only been in office for eight months and during that
    time has yet to record a single country song.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]honored and humbled by the award before excusing himself to accept this year's </SPAN>Heisman Trophy.

  5. Al Bundy

    Al Bundy Monkey++

    Award to be handed out by Kanye West [rofllmao]
  6. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    chu' guys ARE FUNNY AND "SHEIT"[beat][beat][beat]
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