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  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
    attract the girls.

    He decided to ask his friend Billy-BOB for advice. It's those big baggy
    swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool... They're years
    outta style.

    Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos-about two sizes too
    little and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya
    man... you'll have all the babes you want!'

    The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking
    new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody at the swimming
    hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away,
    laughing, looking sick!

    Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-BOB and asked him, 'What's wrong

    'Lard-Almighty Bubba!' said Billy-BOB, 'The tater goes in the front!'
    Valkman and Gator 45/70 like this.
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