Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 21, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're
    suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer?"
    Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
    And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them
    fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an' fries, is that true,
    Mista Lawyer?"
    Sure is, Bubba."
    And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave that hot
    coffee that she ordered?"
    And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
    still couldn't read?"
    That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
    Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser
    fer all them ugly women I slept with ?"
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [booze] [booze] [boozingbuddies] [LMAO]
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: "There's a tear in my beer." :eek:
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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