Bubba's Redneck Lent

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
    cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic..And since
    it was Lent,they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
    problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

    The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.

    After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
    priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and
    raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
    wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

    The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
    Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
    watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
    sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

    You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. sticks65

    sticks65 Monkey++

    z7shysterical. haha[1]. 12. clap.
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