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Bubba's Redneck Lent

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by -06, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Each Friday night after work,Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
    cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic...and
    since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
    problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
    priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a
    Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
    Mass. ..and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You
    were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
    Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until the first Friday night
    arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the
    neighborhood. The neighbors called the Priest immediately, and, as he
    rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,
    he stopped and watched in amazement.

    There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he
    carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:"You wuz born adeer, you wuz raised a deer,

    but now you is a catfish." <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" />
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