Burglar Alarm

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Mar 20, 2012.


  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    My new Burglar Alarm...I think my wife should be the first to test it out !!! lol...(not really)
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    Gator 45/70, Mar 20, 2012
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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud][applaud]
     
    Tracy, Mar 20, 2012
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  3. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Talk about living dangerously! LOL

    My wife would find no humor in that (for some unknown reason.)
     
    techsar, Mar 20, 2012
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  4. Suerto

    Suerto Monkey+

    Lmfao..
     
    Suerto, Mar 20, 2012
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  5. txswfan

    txswfan Monkey+

    That would cause me to actually **** myself.
     
    txswfan, Mar 27, 2012
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    If you do decide to live dangerously

    If you do decide to live dangerously......you might as well go the whole hog, and videocapture the event, then have it broadcast on one of those national tv, funniest home video programs.....hopefully the money the program offers will cover your divorce expenses. : O
     
    chelloveck, Mar 31, 2012
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  7. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I would end up blasting myself every time i let the dog in...lol
     
    Gator 45/70, Mar 31, 2012
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  8. ATF628

    ATF628 Monkey+

    Genius! I need to make one right now.
     
    ATF628, Apr 1, 2012
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