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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++


    The Governor of California is jogging with his dog
    along a nature trail.

    A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog,
    then bites the Governor.

    1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon
    the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because
    the coyote is only doing what is natural.

    2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures
    the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases
    and $500 for relocating it.

    3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead
    dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

    4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500,
    getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting
    his bite wound bandaged.

    5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while
    Fish &Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the
    area is now free of dangerous animals.

    6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds
    implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of
    the area.

    7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study
    how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate
    the disease throughout the world.

    8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not
    stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and
    train a new agent with additional special training re: the
    nature of coyotes.

    9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a
    $5 million suit against the State.


    The Governor Bobby Jindel is jogging with his dog along
    a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State
    issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent
    $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

    2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.

    And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Louisiana is not.​
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Moatengator

    Moatengator Monkey

    That is why I left california 20 years ago. This sort of thing goes on all the time in that nut-ball state
  4. txswfan

    txswfan Monkey+

    The only reason buzzards got to eat is because nobody has figured out a way to make a good coyote gumbo.
    Seawolf1090 likes this.
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