Can cold water clean dishes?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Dec 3, 2005.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Can cold water clean dishes?

    This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water
    to clean.
    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural
    area of Georgia.
    After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather
    prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film
    like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these
    plates clean?"
    His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just
    you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"
    For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the
    plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like
    dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
    Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those
    dishes are as clean as cold water can get em. Now don't you fret, I don't want
    to hear nother word about it!"
    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was
    leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.
    John yelled, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".
    Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on
    TV, the old man shouted ...
    "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :sick:
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    [ROFL] But I can't believe it, no self respecting dog would leave a trace -- [ROFL]
     
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