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Cannibal shopping

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. . .

    + Tourist: $5
    + Broiled Missionary: $10.00
    + Fried Explorer: $15.00
    + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
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    The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?'

    The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.'

  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I'm keeping that one on my notepad of funnies. :)
  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

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