A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. . . + Tourist: $5 + Broiled Missionary: $10.00 + Fried Explorer: $15.00 + Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politician?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?They're so full of crap, it takes all morning.'