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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the
    prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
    to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate
    ways to gather fruits.

    The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then
    explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any
    expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

    The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

    The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial
    to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...
    and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

    The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh,
    you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the
    third guy coming with pineapples."
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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