Canoe race

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Apr 9, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    An old story, but bares repeating from time to time… It should be kept in mind when picking companies for your portfolio. It also sounds too close to my home base for comfort (for superintendents, read vice presidents).

    A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Mississippi River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

    On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

    Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

    So American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

    To prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

    They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower.

    The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

    The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was outsourced to India.
     
  2. B540glenn

    B540glenn Should Be Working Founding Member

    Close to home?!? I think I used to work with the rower. :(

    Last year our company decided to save $4.9 million by not contributing to the employees' pension fund. For saving so much money, the executives received $4.7 million in bonuses.
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
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