Heeeeyyyyy! It was silver! They was fightin' vampires and werewolves, man! Besides, paper cuts are da worst, ain't they?? Let's ban paper! Kajun
I like to see calls like this it lets me know the idiot's are thriving which being a L.E.O. that meens job security. (LOL)
Not nearly so funny as the cases where guys are accused of assaulting someone with..... a frozen fish, or live snake. Yes, it HAS happened!
Sounds a little like DAmon Runyon It sounds like a variation on a Damon Runyon story....the story about a petty ne'er do well, whose annual wintertime refuge was getting himself locked up in a warm dry jail for a little while.
800 block of East Kibby Street, Lima — A 46-year-old woman reported early Thursday that a 46-year-old man broke into her house, punched her in the forehead, hit her in the face with a bag of frozen meat and threatened to hit her with a 42-inch long stick.