Can't make this stuff up...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Redneck Rebel, Feb 9, 2012.

  1. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    From today's newspaper Police Calls


    A butter knife??
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  2. TheEconomist

    TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay

  3. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    Heeeeyyyyy! It was silver! They was fightin' vampires and werewolves, man! Besides, paper cuts are da worst, ain't they?? Let's ban paper!


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  4. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    I like to see calls like this it lets me know the idiot's are thriving which being a L.E.O. that meens job security. (LOL)
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  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Not nearly so funny as the cases where guys are accused of assaulting someone with..... a frozen fish, or live snake. Yes, it HAS happened!
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  6. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    Here's a good laugh from today's local paper:

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  7. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Sounds a little like DAmon Runyon

    It sounds like a variation on a Damon Runyon story....the story about a petty ne'er do well, whose annual wintertime refuge was getting himself locked up in a warm dry jail for a little while.
  8. Redneck Rebel

    Redneck Rebel Monkey++

    800 block of East Kibby Street, Lima — A 46-year-old woman reported early Thursday that a 46-year-old man broke into her house, punched her in the forehead, hit her in the face with a bag of frozen meat and threatened to hit her with a 42-inch long stick.
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