Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Redneck Rebel, Feb 9, 2012.
From today's newspaper Police Calls
A butter knife??
Heeeeyyyyy! It was silver! They was fightin' vampires and werewolves, man! Besides, paper cuts are da worst, ain't they?? Let's ban paper!
I like to see calls like this it lets me know the idiot's are thriving which being a L.E.O. that meens job security. (LOL)
Not nearly so funny as the cases where guys are accused of assaulting someone with..... a frozen fish, or live snake. Yes, it HAS happened!
Here's a good laugh from today's local paper:
Sounds a little like DAmon Runyon
It sounds like a variation on a Damon Runyon story....the story about a petty ne'er do well, whose annual wintertime refuge was getting himself locked up in a warm dry jail for a little while.
800 block of East Kibby Street, Lima — A 46-year-old woman reported early Thursday that a 46-year-old man broke into her house, punched her in the forehead, hit her in the face with a bag of frozen meat and threatened to hit her with a 42-inch long stick.
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