From the guys that brought you the movie 'The Fly' comes a new tale of suspense and electronics gone wrong. It's 'The Walmart Bubble'.
Having become tired of asking children to back up from the TV screen and turn the volume down, Japanese researchers introduce the next (obvious) step in technology; a self-contained unit. It will be called Me-V.
Seen here wearing a traditional Japanese "Helmet of Shame", failed Toshiba VP Sukiya Tamaguchi, prepares to commit ritual suicide by impaling herself on a gaming peripheral while shocked co-workers look on in horror.
Fearing that the traditional "Darth Vader" character may be too damaging to young minds Hollywood focus groups a new friendlier version: "Buddy Mom Vader Pal"