I have a great recipe for Carp. clean carp nail to pine board season to taste slow cook over open coals remove carp and throw away eat the pine board
That so remindes me of someone handing over or chugging their beer and then saying, "You gotta watch me do this".
they are starting to harvest the bastards .... the Japanese like the crap fish ..... they are also munching the damn things into high protein fertilizer ....