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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Dec 9, 2009.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [FONT=border=]Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.[/FONT]

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    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

  3. dragonfly

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  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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