Catholic Golf

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Dec 6, 2011.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    CATHOLIC GOLF

    Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one.

    A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off
    and enjoying a round of golf.

    The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing.
    He missed the ball entirely and said "sh*t, I missed."

    The good Sister told him to watch his language.

    On his next swing, he missed again. "sh*t, I missed."

    "Father, I'm not going to play with you if you keep swearing,"
    the nun said tartly..

    The priest promised to do better and the round continued.

    On the 4th tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

    Sister is really mad now and says, "Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that."

    On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again.
    "sh*t, I missed."

    A terrible rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes
    out of the sky and....
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    strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

    And from the sky comes a booming voice .
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    "sh*t, I missed."
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [applaud].....[fnny]........[ROFL]
     
  4. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    New member of the church goes up th the preacher after the service and tell him that was a Damm good service damm good. The preacher say thanks but we dont apprecate that langugage. The felller says ok, .......I left 5000$ in the offfering plate,,, the Preacher replys NOSHIT
     
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