Cats

Coleman and I got twelve hours of sleep last night.

 

Some cats like corn. Who knew?

 

I had a solid black female that would dive into your plate headfirst if she saw you had green beans.

 

I knew a guy who had a cat that was a certifiable loon. Named "Schizkitty". It would suddenly start running around the house, and literally climb the curtains. Once we found it sitting in a drainpan of old black motoroil he had drained from his car. Of course one reason might be he used to blow MJ smoke into the cat's face. He did it to his white GSD too, but the pooch would just curl up and sleep it off.