Caution Bears!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by hidden211, Apr 5, 2013.


  1. hidden211

    hidden211 And thats no BULL!!!!!!

    For all you bear hunters......[​IMG]
     
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  2. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Bearpoo.
     
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  3. hidden211

    hidden211 And thats no BULL!!!!!!

    Good one Stang
     
  4. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    A man in rural Wisconsin wakes up one morning to find a bear on his
    roof. So he looks in the yellow pages, and sure enough, there's an ad
    for "Up North Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear


    remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and
    gets out of his van.

    He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean old pit
    bull. "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks...
    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
    there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
    When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles,
    and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in
    the back of the van."

    He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

    "What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
     
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  5. hidden211

    hidden211 And thats no BULL!!!!!!

    [lolol]
     
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