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Celebrating Christmas

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by sniper-66, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The Teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students
    celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy.

    "Tell me Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time?" she asked.
    Patrick addressed the class, "Well Ms. Pelzner, me and my twelve brothers
    and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home
    very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings.
    Then, all excited, we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas
    to come with all our toys."

    "Very nice Patrick," she said.
    "Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?"
    Well, Ms. Pelzner, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and
    we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the
    chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa
    Claus to bring our presents, " Jimmy replied.

    "That's also very nice Jimmy," she said.

    Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him
    out of the discussion, she asked Isaac Cohen the same question.
    Now Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?"

    Isaac said, "Well, we also sing carols!"

    Surprised, Ms Pelzner questioned further. "Tell us what you sing."

    "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office.
    We all pile into the Rolls Royce, then we drive to his toy factory.
    When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and begin to sing,
    'What A Friend We Have In Jesus.'
    Then we all go to the Bahamas."
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