HOW TO INSTALL A WIRELESS SECURITY SYSTEM Go to a secondhand store. Buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it, a really big dish. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in 1/2 an hr." Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've just been wormed."