Check the Oil!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Mar 6, 2015.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Oil Shortage
    There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there is a very simple answer.
    Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California and Oklahoma....

    All our dipsticks are in Washington DC.
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  2. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    [winkthumb] [lolol]
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