It has some time since I have had an opportunity to stop in and catch up on events. I hope that I find all well and surviving? Mr. Ghrits is doing well and has faithfully propagated the species numerous times since I last took a moment to check in. Unfortunately, Molly was killed and eaten by what I think was a pack of wild hogs, after colliding with a tree in her gallant scramble towards safety. I was recently gifted a new laptop from the most unexpected source and now am able to communicate with the outside world once again. I believe, when last I checked in, we were doing containment and damage control after my little skirmish with miscreants. The source of my new laptop was a daughter that I didn't know I had, and (delighted giggle) a grandson! Her name is Destiny and her mother was a grateful client back when I was a working lawyer and obtained her divorce for a bargain price of $99.95. We celebrated with a little too much wine and one thing led to another, then we just sort of never saw one another again. My daughter, Destiny is her name, was supposed to be the product of a final goodbye coupling between the litigants prior the divorce but as it turns out, Destiny had a DNA test performed in hopes of proving she was part native-american but it ultimately proved she wasn't and in fact, wasn't even part of her supposed father. This led her mother to reminiscing and apparently I was what was reminisced... Destiny has purple hair and enough piercings that I am worried about her ability to float when she bathes in the river. She is 19 and my grandson is four, oh...he's a negro too. I am learning a new dialect, Destiny calls it "nigga". It is very difficult to master some of the inflections and nuances, but I have always had a knack for commanding the English language and am sure that I can get this.