Cheney shoots hunting partner

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by melbo, Feb 12, 2006.


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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Quigley_Sharps, Feb 16, 2006
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  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done
    Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of your hunting gun
    Dum, dum, dum, Cheney what have you done
    Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound...
    Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    His whole world's come undone
    From lookin' straight at the sun
    What did Harry Whittington do
    What did he refuse to do

    They say when Saddam was arrested
    They found him in a drain
    But man, he had it comin'
    Now that Cheney's Got A Gun
    Iraq ain't never gonna be the same

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    It's the Republican solution
    Now the muslims are on the run
    Tell me now it's untrue
    What did Harry Whittington do

    He jacked the little sanctioned country
    The man has got to be insane
    They say the spell that he was under
    The riches and the plunder
    Knew that someone had to stop Hussein

    Run away, run away Hussein
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    Run away, run away Hussein
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Run away, run away, run, run away

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    It's the Republican solution
    Now his hunting party is on the run
    What did Harry Whittington do
    It's Cheney's daily I.O.U.

    He had to take Iraq down easy
    And send the Army far away
    He said 'cause nobody believes me
    They got WMDeezeys
    The world ain't never gonna be the same

    Run away, run away from the pain
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Run away, run away, run, run away
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Run away, run away, run, run away

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    Everybody is on the run

    Cheney's Got A Gun
    It's the Republican solution
    Now everybody's on the run (Saddam, what's your problem)
    'Cause Cheney's Got A Gun (Tell me it ain't right)
    Cheney's Got A Gun (Was it Bush's nation robbin')
    It's the Republican solution
    Cheney's Got A Gun
    It's the Republican solution
    Now everybody's on the run
    Cheney's Got A Gun
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Feb 16, 2006
    #22
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    Quigley_Sharps, Feb 16, 2006
    #23
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
    caz6y9nj_542.
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Feb 16, 2006
    #24
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    Quigley_Sharps, Feb 16, 2006
    #25
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
    E.L., Feb 16, 2006
    #26
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    May as well add to it..
    cheney_178.
     
    CRC, Feb 16, 2006
    #27
  8. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Oh My...
    But in this age of Polics, It won't matter.

    OT, But how was Clinton Impeached but didn't leave office?
     
    melbo, Feb 16, 2006
    #28
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    the answer is sickeningly simple. Impeachment is only an indictment. The Senate is the jury, and they did not convict, so to say. I guess they could have imposed almost anything on him they wished, and you can see what they imposed.
     
    ghrit, Feb 16, 2006
    #29
  10. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    New law on books here in Texas

    Attorney Season and Bag Limits

    GENERAL

    Any person with a valid state hunting and fishing license may harvest attorneys. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted The use of currency as bait is prohibited. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

    It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from all-terrain vehicles, helicopters, or aircraft. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash," "ambulance," or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100) yards of a BMW dealership.

    It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, one hundred (100) dollar bills, prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200) yards of courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, ambulances, or hospitals.

    If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a felony to hunt, trap, or possess it : An attorney which demonstrates clear "rogue" behavior in public office is exempted from this restriction, unless said attorney occupies the office of President of the United States of America .

    Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a State Health Department inspection for AIDS, rabies, or vermin. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident victim, bookie, or tax accountant for the purpose of enticing, entrapping, ensnaring, or harvesting attorneys.

    BAG LIMITS

    Variant Daily/Seasonal Limit

    Yellow Bellied Sidewinder 2/4
    Two-faced Tort Feasor 1/3
    Back-stabbing Divorce Litigator 4/7
    Small-breasted Ball Buster (Female only) 3/7
    Big-mouthed Pub Gut 2/5
    Honest Attorney Extinct (Sadly) Cut-throat 2/6
    Weaseling Whiner 2/6
    Brown-nosed Judge Kisser 2/6
    Silver-tongued Drug Defender $500 Bounty/No Limit
    Ruby-slippered Civil Libertarian 7/22
    Rogue Politico Open Season/No Limit
     
    ghostrider, Apr 12, 2006
    #30
  11. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    I would rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, than ride with Ted Kennedy .
    My new sig line
     
    Quigley_Sharps, Apr 12, 2006
    #31
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