Cheney's Got a Gun...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Feb 21, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [bow] [bow] [applaud] [applaud] [applaud] [LMAO] [LMAO]

    That is soooo not right!!!
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    maybe not...but it's soooooo funny.... :lol:
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Pretty funny [applaud]
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol: [LMAO]
     
  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    New Texas Law - [raspberry]

    WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the national highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

    The source was quoted as saying, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another, and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".

    In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.

    Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.

    The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year.

    Several other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.
     
  8. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    If it were only true... [gone]
     
  9. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [​IMG]
    pretty funny, wish it were true!!!!! [boozingbuddies]
     
  10. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b:: We're on the cutting edge.
     
  11. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I never did hear the anwser to the important question. Did he at least get the bird? :dunno:
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I have sources that are telling me that the Legislative Council is
    currently drafting an important bill for the Special Session....




    "Regulations For Hunting Attorneys" SEC. 370.00

    370.01 Any person with a valid in state rodent or snake hunting license
    may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sport (non
    commercial) purposes.

    370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or dead falls is permitted. The
    use of United States currency as bait, however, is prohibited.

    370.03 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is
    prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse.
    If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead
    attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should proceed
    immediately to the nearest car wash.

    370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd or harvest attorneys from a power
    boat, helicopter or aircraft.

    370.05 It is unlawful to shout, "WHIPLASH", "AMBULANCE", or "FREE
    SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.

    370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW,
    Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoon.

    370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of courtrooms,
    law libraries, health clubs, country clubs, hospitals or brothels.

    370.08 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to
    have a license to hunt, trap or possess the same.

    370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter,
    accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the
    purpose of hunting attorneys.

    370.10 Bag and Possession Limits per day:
    Yellow bellied sidewinders, 2

    Two faced tortfeasors, 1;
    !
    Back stabbing divorce litigators, 3

    Horn rimmed cut throats, 2

    Minutiae advocating dirtbags, 4

    Honest attorneys protected (Endangered Species Act).

    370.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle unless
    there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
     
  13. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [LMAO] [LMAO] [LMAO]
     
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