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Chicago Style Deals

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Mar 9, 2009.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Chicago Style Deals:

    Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in D.C.
    One from Illinois one from Tennessee and a third from Kentucky.

    They all go with a White House official to examine the fence.

    The Tennessee contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil.

    'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'

    The Kentucky contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'

    The Illinois contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, '$2,700.'

    The official, incredulous, whispers back, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'

    The Illinois contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire that guy from Kentucky to fix the fence.'

    'Done!' replies the government official.

    And that my friends, is how it all works ! !
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