1 He said to me- I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him. You wear pants don't you? 2 He said to me-Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart. 3 He said to me-What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him. Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 4 He said to me- Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him. They don't have time. 5 He said to me-How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? I said to him. I don't know; it has never happened. 6 He said to me- Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him. They already have boyfriends. 7 He said to me- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said to him. A widow. 8 He said to me - Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed....Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
