"Chicken Surprise."

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
    Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron

    Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
    slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
    before the lid slams back down.
    "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
    asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
    and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

    Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
    and demands an explanation.
    "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
    The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

    The waiter replies, ......

    (You're going to love this...................) .

    "Ah... so sorry, I bring you Peeking Duck!"
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    ooch [boozingbuddies]
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [gone] :D
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