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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Sep 27, 2011.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Here's an oldie but a goody!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" />

    After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.

    And the first thing he said was,


    "Don't what?" Adam replied.

    "Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said.

    "Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve ..we have
    forbidden fruit!"

    "No way!"

    "Yes, way!"

    "Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God.


    "Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied,

    (wondering why he hadn't stopped creation after making the

    A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and
    was he ticked!

    "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent,

    "Uh huh," Adam replied.

    "Then why did you?" said the Father.

    "I don't know," said Eve.

    "She started it!" Adam said,

    "Did not!"

    "Did too!"

    "DID NOT!"

    Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that

    Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

    Thus, the pattern was set and it has never changed.

    If you are stressed and over wrought from raising children just remember…

    If God had problems raising his kids You are bound to have similar problems…. So don’t sweat it just do the best you can.
    Sapper John, -06, beast and 1 other person like this.
  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    are we there yet?
    Tracy likes this.
  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Seems I have heard that conversation before--several times. Now we only have grand children to spoil--then send home--LOL
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  5. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    i dont/wont spoil any children
    spoiled = ruined
    i give them all the love i can
    teach them what they are willing and able to learn
    and make damned sure when they are with me they learn respect and responsibility
  6. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    :oops:I was always told that children are like hemorrhoids...they never bother you until you sit down.
  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I've never heard that one before! [LMAO]
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