Chinese Sick Leave

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by sniper-66, Feb 16, 2006.


  1. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and then I can go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house.
     
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

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    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  7. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [beer] b::
     
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