Chocolate Chip Cookies

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 18, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly
    smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the
    stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the
    bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the
    bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs,
    gripping the railing with both hands.

    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the
    kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
    already in heaven: there, spreads out upon newspapers on the kitchen
    table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted
    wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table,
    landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the
    wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly
    bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand, shaking, made
    its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly
    smacked with a spatula by his wife.

    "Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral."
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
    :eek:
    :shock:
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Urk? :D GRONK!!! (My ex would do something like that ---.) [ROFL]
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    ...that's why she's called your "ex", and not your "Darling" ;) .
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

     
  6. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :eek: Biatch!
     
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