Church Requirements

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Sep 17, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

    The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

    Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

    The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

    The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

    The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of peas.

    ''Can of PEAS!??'' exclaimed the minister.

    ''Yeah,'' said the newlywed man. ''She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.''

    The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

    ''That's okay,'' said the man. ''We're not welcome in Winn-Dixie either.''
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] [rofllmao]
  3. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    cute. happened to me
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