Cigarettes and Tampons

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Mar 23, 2006.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Cigarettes and tampons

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    CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

    A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
    aisles.
    The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
    help him.
    He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for
    his wife.
    She directs him down the correct aisle.
    A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton
    balls and a ball of string on the counter.
    She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
    for some tampons for your wife?
    He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I
    sent my wife to the store
    to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
    with a tin of tobacco
    and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo
    much cheaper.
    So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so
    does she. :lol: [LMAO] [winkthumb]
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [LMAO] [gone]
     
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: [winkthumb]
     
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