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Class Reunion

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jul 20, 2007.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Subject: Planning A Class Reunion

    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"

    WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST WHEN I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE!

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

    "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED. HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "I EXCLAIMED, "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!".

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

    THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, FAT, BALD, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Good one!![fnny]
     
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