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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Oct 29, 2010.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    HAVE YOU BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" />

    I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
    APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

    I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULLNAME.


    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITHTHE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN??

    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



    HMMM,...OR COULD HE???

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL.

    "YES. YES, I DID. " HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED, "IN 1957. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.........
    THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED SON-OF-A-B**CH ASKED,





    "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

     
  2. bnmb

    bnmb On Hiatus Banned

    ROFL!...you always have good ones!
     
  3. gettingoldsucks

    gettingoldsucks Monkey+

    Good one... thanks
     
  4. Northwoods

    Northwoods Monkey+++

    the bastard......
     
  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Funny, the older I get the younger they looked!
     
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