1. The Topic of the Month for October is "Make this the Perfect Bugout Location". Please join the discussion in the TOTM forum.

clever monkey

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CATO, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. CATO

    CATO Monkey+++

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

    The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, that idiot will stop giving me money!"
    Moatengator, NVBeav, oldawg and 10 others like this.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary