Click HERE To Learn the Secrets You Need to Win Moto's Monkey Challenge

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by 3M-TA3, Jun 8, 2018.

  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    New tips, secrets, and strategies will be posted frequently, so check back often to stay up to date!!!

    • The first secret is to pick a really, really great topic that hasn't already been covered before
    • Next, pick a catchy title to entice the rubes, I mean fellow Monkeys to your thread
    • Remember to not give all the information you know up front so you can post additional content and attract further views and responses
    Please remember to check back often for new information and above all please help out your fellow Monkeys by posting your ideas on how to win here several times daily!
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  2. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    lol YOU cheater!
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Awe.... a skills thread on how to dupe the masses into giving you what you want. Nice! (y)
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  4. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    Not at all, ma'am! I'm following ALL unlike @Yard Dart who created his clickbait 22 thread in Firearms instead of General per stated contest rules knowing full well it would get more traffic there. I claim foul! Reminds me I have to dig out my favorite 22 so I can post a picture there.

    See how evil his cheating thread is? He even invoked Gunkid to lure otherwise respectable Monkeys to check out his thread, It's so awful I'm going there right now to see what he's up to!

    Don't forget to reply with your thoughts on how others can win the Moto challenge this year!
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2018
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  5. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    At least SOMEONE understands. I'm still sitting here blankly staring off into space trembling slightly after having been accused of engineering this thread to be nothing more than a clickbait scam. It doesn't make a difference that I'm like this every morning until I coffee up and I'm still on cup zero.

    This could be the difference between life and death during SHTF. This information is too sensitive for public distribution, so anybody who wants to know why, please reply back to this thread and I'll inform you via PM as it's too sensitive for general distribution.

    You may reply as often as you like to increase your extended lifesaving SHTF skills. No purchase is required*

    *Extra shipping and handling charges are required for each additional secret. Please allow four to six years for delivery.
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2018
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  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    As Rikki Bobbi once said, if you aint first, your last!! :lol:

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  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    That's exactly my point - 22 rifle threads tend to peter out after only a thousand or do pages, then what are you going to do? You are already falling behind the Stinkin' after SHTF thread. Are you going to catch up by thread drifting it over to tactical wheelbarrows or bug out tree houses? A LOT of lesser experienced Challengees would take the route, but it's a serious mistake if you really want to win.

    All you need to do to guarantee that sweet mirror ball of an Amazon card is to join thousands of other WINNERS is to simply reply here requesting one of my secrets guaranteed to give you the edge.Secrets are free, you just pay shipping and handling according to the EZ terms below*

    Keep in mind that you are not just in competition with other for the challenge, but also competing for my expert secrets. After the initial secret all other secrets are free, you just need to pay extra shipping and handling*.

    What could be simpler, easier, and more convenient? Listen to what Joe of Steven's Point Wisconsin** had to say about 3M's Patented Copyrighted Moto Challenge Secrets

    "I thought I was doing every thing right and was on my way to the Moto Challenge Hall of Fame. I could literally taste that sweet sweet Amazon Gift Card, but that was short lived. Soon I was falling behind threads about nose hair hygiene and excess navel lint. I read about 3M's Challenge Secrets in the Wail Street Journal and when I saw the special on 20-20 Minutes I was intrigued. I contacted 3M and all I can say is WOW! Pretty soon I went from 183rd in the rankings to the top ten. After a few more free* secrets everybody else just withdrew and I cruised into a win. I got that sweet sweet Amazon gift card for far less*** than a new car. Man oh man was it totally worth it!"​

    Not everyone is prepared to be a winner. Not everyone can handle fame and fortune. Not everyone is comfortable walking into an exclusive FIVE STAR restaurant without reservation and IMMEDIATELY get seated at the best table in the house. Are you prepared to be a winner or are you more comfortable drifting away into obscurity as an "almost winner"? Are you ready to REACH FOR THE STARS and get your very first Moto Challenge secret today?

    *All sales are final. Please allow four to six years for delivery. Secrets lost during delivery are the sole responsibility of the purchaser. By purchasing you are agreeing to maintain absolute confidentiality regarding all details of the secret, purchase process and any issues you encounter during the purchase.

    ** Totally fictional account of what your experience could be like. Fictional testimonies are for educational purposes only and are not to be confused with totally made up lies meant to deceive in order to boost sales and profits. By reading this information you agree to purchase several secrets and keep your pie hole shut or the puppy gets it.

    *** Actually more. "more" and "less" according to my attorneys are relative terms and thus quite flexible and can be used interchangeability. At their insistence I am clarifying this relative truth.
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2018
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  8. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    In my small but insignificant opinion, Mr @Yard Dart would have been leading the pack had he not had such a narrow scope. Had he called for picks of anything in the 22 family.... then we could have had all the .22lrs pictured.

    Encourage folks to start collecting navel lint. NO!!
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  9. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    A kind note to everyone who is blankly staring off into space contemplating their failure to win the Moto challenge will have an opportunity to savor the sweet, sweet success that comes with the coveted Amazon Gift Card Trophy next year. Should you choose to avoid loser status next year I will kindly offer my GUARANTEED TO WIN* consulting services at unbelievably low, low, never before seen rates - too low to show here **.

    * 100% Guarantee valid only to winning Moto Challenge Participants. Losers will be compensated with pocket lint and used gum wrappers not to exceed the weight of a paper clip and must pay shipping, handling, and insurance in order to receive their refund. Offer expires May 1, 2019.
    ** My legal staff has advised me to not lock in any price until I can smell the desperation of my marks***
    *** Mark is the correct legal term for valued customer as used by lawyers world wide.
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2018
  10. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    [LMAO] There is even time to set up a payment plan or they just can subscribe to your monthly newsletter, The Secrets to Winning the Moto Monkey Challenge.
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  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    What happened.... did 3M win..... ?! [boozingbuddies]
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  12. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    All details are in my FREE* monthly** newsletter*** ****

    * Just add absolutely non-refundable shipping, handling, packing, and promotional fees
    ** "monthly" as defined by a variable time period adjusted to maximize profitability
    *** contents subject to the complete discretion of 3MCO
    **** by reading this post you have fully agreed to all terms and conditions
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  13. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    Where's the free donuts?
  14. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    and beer, don’t forget the free beer...
  15. Godzilla

    Godzilla Monkey++

    Crap I forgot, thanks! How about some dancing girls while we are at it?
    I've been thrown out of better threads then this:)
  16. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    All I can say is be careful about inviting @Yard Dart to any of your parties that have beer, free food, and dancing girls. They won't even return my phone calls.
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