Date: 3/16/07 Observation: Children under 6 can develop a severe "stank" if they insist on wiping themselves. Commentary: Independece is a wonderful gift, however, when it comes to personal hygene it is imperative that an adult take a second swipe when dealing with small children. Its kind of like giving the kid a report card but with toilet paper. Clean paper = A, smudgey = C, Full Fledged Duty = F. Kind of like missing the mark. Unless an adult takes this corrective action, there is a high probablity that bath time may result in the release of klingons into the water that makes a 2 children bath turn into a "mass exodus" on the nature seen only in Jaws when people were fleeing the water to the safety of the beach.