Clyde's Useless Observations of the Day

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clyde, Mar 16, 2007.


  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    A good observation. Real boobs jiggle
    Just saying
     
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I don't know about that? Mine just hang around watching the passing foot traffic
     
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  3. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Lol. Idk about that but they prolly still jiggle. Not move as one unit like all fake boobs do
     
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  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Yep, that's male, though I would not call it a man.:rolleyes:
     
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  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Last edited: Feb 8, 2016
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  6. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I live a pretty boring life. Not at all like the movies with all the shootings, drug and gang violence, no terrorists out to get me, nor the 'State' currently building a federal case against me (that I know of).

    Yep, I'm ok without the drama.
     
  7. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    I was just thinking...... Before Obummer, GM Built Cars in Flint, Michigan, and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico....
    7+ years later, GM builds Cars in Mexico, and you can't drink the water in Flint, Michigan.....
    This is what "Hope & Change" gets you in 7+ Years....
     
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  8. john316

    john316 Monkey+++

    NOT EVEN MY WIFE KNOWS that i have a Tactical Wheelbarrow
     
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  9. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    You know, There are very few guarantee's in life.
    Two I can bank on, When I start the lawnmower the dog is going to take a dump in either where I've cut the grass or I'm going too cut the grass at.
    And that's a fact Jack!
     
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  10. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    You can blame me for climate control ,
    Ever sense they demanded we use less water, I quit washing my car.
     
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  11. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    You can't fix stupid .
    This is not my saying , but I have found it to be amazingly true .
     
  12. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Observation:
    Several minutes or hours spent crafting a post, checking for continuity and applicability and all is good. So you hit "post" and immediately see four typos.

    Discussion, not needed, it is as reliable as sunrise.

    Conclusion: Why waste time on editing before posting? Put it up, then fix the problems.
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2017
  13. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    “You can’t fix Stupid....”. however you can can “Edit” typos and Auto-Correct issues here on the Monkey, as well as in life....
     
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  14. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It pays to seriously read things I write.
    I once made a statement that I did not use recreational drugs. but the "not" was missing in the statement. but I didn't see it til some one commented on it .
    And sometimes spell check is not to be rusted .
     
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  15. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    If you Observe a Large breasted woman walking around braless wearing the T-shirt with Guess on the front... Silicon is apparently Not the appropriate answer...
     
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