CNN looking for motivated puppet for 9 o'clock time slot

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DesertLegion, Feb 24, 2014.

  1. DesertLegion

    DesertLegion Monkey

    CNN will be looking for a motivated puppet for the 9 o'clock time slot (a very valuable time). Candidate should be charismatic, easily led on topics he doesn't know about, ignorant on all things that make America what it is, a poster boy for "fundamental change". Applicants should contact CNN and plan on the welfare lines because CNNs ratings are in the "wash" as well.
  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Wouldn't it be funny if they could only find some conservative for that time slot?
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  3. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Sounds like Zero would be perfect except he already has a gig at the white house.
  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    No, I am waiting to see him on "under cover boss". There, he is a natural; can't do even the simplest task he has others do, and will be free with handing out our money when the show closes.:rolleyes:
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  5. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    He can give up some golf course and round ball court time for the camera. He does so love cameras.
  6. DesertLegion

    DesertLegion Monkey

    I think the post-president time isn't what Obama thinks it will be. Too many people dislike him. His only option is to go to Chicago or Hawaii. Nothing about the people that live there, but those areas are only nice for a vacation. I would hate to be stuck there.
  7. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Hopefully, Zero will have a date at Club Fed for five to ten and won't be available!
  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I sure hope he picks Chitown. I personally would not object to me being exiled to HI, but you have to remember he's entitled to some perks after leaving office; and I think that might include transport for him and his retinue. What a way to run up his expenses, flying hither and yon on the sheeple's dime.
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  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I heard a rumor he planned to start an office in DC, to camp out and protect Obummer care and any other items of his agenda, that gets in place before he is shown the door. In other words, he is going to hang around and be a pest/problem for whoever is the next prez.....
    I think he will attempt to stay in front of the media on a daily basis, until someone slams the door in his face and tells him to go home.
    But on another note, he may just try and vacate elections to stay in office, the little dictator wanabee really likes that tyranny thing... sorry my tinfoil got a little tight there...[tinfoil101]
  10. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I would wager that Jay Leno is next up on CNN in the Larry King slot unless they reanimate Larry...
  11. Gunny Highway

    Gunny Highway Hard Work and Sacrifice blessed by God's Grace

    isn't Larry already a reanimated corpse ? lol
  12. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    It is interesting to "Me" that I can NOT remember seeing a President on the NEWS, nearly every DAY, for ANY previous President... I wonder why that is? Can anyone say "Media Whore".......
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