cock of the walk. prize rooster

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Oct 19, 2009.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several
    hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
    eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup
    pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and
    attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell
    from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch
    and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

    John's
    favourite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen, but this morning he
    noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he
    saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the
    pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover. To John's
    amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up
    on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of
    Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight
    sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded
    Hussein the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the
    Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Hussein was a politician in the
    making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the
    most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
    populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully,
    the bells are not always audible.
     
  2. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    "pullet surprise"!![lolol][applaud][applaud]
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [winkthumb] Good one!
     
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    I could'a been a contender for the "pullets surprise" myself, had I not plagerized the whole thing....lol
     
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