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Common sense approach to keep guns away from terrorists!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Bandit99, Jun 20, 2016.

  1. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Common Sense Background Check.
  2. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Bacon... Good choice! Wouldn't want to waste a pulled pork po'boy..
  3. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    I've been thinking of trying bacon grease as bullet lube when reloading.
  4. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    If they served bacon with every gun purchase I'd shop there. And they had better serve a LOT of it with each gun sold too! I wonder if that would include ammo as well.
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  5. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Hollow points filled with bacon fat... What would you call that???
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  6. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    i already use bacon grease in my bullet lube just mix 1 pound wax to 1/2 lb. Vaseline and 1/2 lb. bacon grease and 1 table spoon stp ---if mix is a little thin just add a little more wax--------or instead of bacon grease use lard
  7. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    Baconators :D
  8. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    200 grain Semi jacketed Suidae points. Now offered in .45ACP. Inquire at your local gun store for more calibre offerings..
  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

  10. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Paradise Preventers.

    (With a double tip o' th' hat to marlas1too. Made my day, you did, with that little recipe!)
  11. marlas1too

    marlas1too Monkey+++

    thank you very much uncle Morgan your post made my day
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  12. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    I only have one problem with pig meat used against Muslims. For this to actually work?? You have to believe in their doctrine that pork somehow sends them to Hell. I dont believe anything they believe. As a terror tactic?? yes maybe. But I don't buy it that Bacon sends them to Hell. This is almost a back door way to have the public accept that pig meat sends you to Hell. Sort of a back ass way to get people to think this is the norm. Do you guys know what I mean?? I see it more like a terror factor that we can use to scare them because ""THEY BELIEVE IT""
  13. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    I don't think any of us believe it...we're just having fun with it...especially if they do believe it (which makes us, OMG Terrorists!). I have wet dreams of some haji's eyes getting big as saucers in panic when he finds out he's gonna get some pig right between his running lights...but fun dreams ain't usually reality.

    I had a couple of Muslim buds in the Corps...they put away just as much pulled pork as I did. I was raised Catholic, yet I eat meat on Fridays during Lent without worrying about my soul being damned to Hell for doing so. Some people let their religions run their lives...some don't. My religion is between me and God...I don't take man-made edicts seriously. ;)
  14. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    ohnoa Marketing Tactic, used by the Pigs, to get us ALL to eat more Cow & Chicken....[lolol]
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  15. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Is it too much to hope for that they become enraged by us having fun and presenting themselves as targets for filled hp rounds? (Save a pig, fill your hps with pig poop, should have the same effect as bacon and save the bacon for me.)
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  16. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey


    Was a real product, I believed forced out of business by the PC crowd a while back.......
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  17. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey

    TacBac Front.
  18. Gaowlpoop

    Gaowlpoop Monkey+

    I think they should go to North Carolina and pump all the pig @hi@ out of the settling ponds, take it to the Middle East and spray the whole place with it.
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  19. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    Organic warfare! I love it!
  20. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    I believe the it is more of an issue if they are killed by women .
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