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Community Service

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 31, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
    about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money
    from you; I'm doing community service this week."

    The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.
    The next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card
    and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    ---
    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
    the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
    doing community service this week."

    The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
    The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
    cardand a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    ---
    Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
    billthe barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
    I'm doing community service this week."

    The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.
    The next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
    and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and
    "Becoming more successful".

    ---
    Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
    the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
    doing community service this week."

    The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
    The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
    Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
     
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    yup
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Yeah, and fat ted leading the parade.
     
  4. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Dang and here all along I thought Ted's hair was fake... ;)
     
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [bow] you said it well ghirt
     
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