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Computer Acronyms

Discussion in 'Technical' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jun 29, 2011.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    <TABLE class=jokeContents cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=5 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD colSpan=2>Computer Acronyms</TD></TR><TR><TD colSpan=2>PCMCIA
    People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    ISDN
    It Still Does Nothing

    APPLE
    Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

    SCSI
    System Can't See It

    DOS
    Defective Operating System

    BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    IBM
    I Blame Microsoft

    DEC
    Do Expect Cuts

    CD-ROM
    Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

    OS/2
    Obsolete Soon, Too.

    WWW
    World Wide Wait

    MACINTOSH
    Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

    PENTIUM
    Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

    COBOL
    Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    AMIGA
    A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    LISP
    Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

    MIPS
    Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    WINDOWS
    Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

    GIRO
    Garbage In Rubbish Out

    MICROSOFT
    Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
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  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    You forgot ...

    You forgot the wonderful error messages:

    during bootup :
    Keyboard not found press f1 to continue

    or tech support error codes

    Issue ID10T

    PEBCAK (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard)
    also called
    PEBSAC (Problem Exists Between Seat and Computer)
     
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  3. Tikka

    Tikka Monkey+++

    OHS

    operator head space.

    :D
     
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  4. bassic

    bassic Monkey+

    BOFH- Bastage Operator From Hell

    IBM- I've Been Misled!

    NT- Not Today!
     
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  5. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Some of my favs:
    RTFM - Read The Flippin' Manual. (edited for decorum)

    AMIGA: A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

    BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

    CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

    COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

    DOS: Defective Operating System

    ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

    LISP: Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

    MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

    PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

    PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

    SCSI: System Can't See It

    WWW: World Wide Wait
     
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  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    F1! F1! im so confused
     
  7. bassic

    bassic Monkey+

    Where's the "any" key? It says "Press any key to continue"...[dunno]
     
  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Dude look hard at your keyboard mine is here...

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    Of course my students have the latest keyboards in the classroom... they look like this...

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