Conspiracy Review: Was Michelle Obama really born as a man?

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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    af1e645fc410c80d89fc70075227d670-300x200. By Dean Chambers

    A conspiracy theory going around the internet says Michelle Obama was really a man, originally born as “Michael LaVaughn Robinson” and after high school had a sex change operation done, after having supposedly claimed for years to have been a woman in a man’s body. Perhaps the conspiracy theory is believed by many because, after all, Michelle Obama appears to be more masculine in appearance than Barack Obama, and because so much is already known to be fraudulent about Barack Obama, could this also be true? Another part of the conspiracy, which seems less likely believeable, is that their two daughters were adopted.

    Is this even possibly true, let’s examine. Here’s what is being posted online:

    …regarding a stunning revelation about the First Lady, Michelle Obama and he wanted to arrange a meeting with me in person to present the evidence for this claim.

    Like any good, Christian journalist, I was skeptical at first. Why would you contact me? Are there not dozens of major news outlets you would want to appeal to first? Of course the answers to those questions are very simple.

    Unlike the days when the media used to do their jobs, like during the Watergate scandal, we are now living in a time when the liberal media simply cannot be trusted. I met with him for the first time yesterday evening and he confirmed these suspicions.

    “I just can’t go to the major alphabet networks. They are in the tank for Obama and it is network policy to cover up any critical stories regarding the President and his family. The White House has officially created a State media,”

    We conservatives have known about this “State media” quite some time. If a Korean wanted to run a story critical of Kim Jong Il, Supreme Leader of the Yellow Empire, they would find that their life would not last too much longer. This is what is going on in the United States of America right now, which is indicative of End Times, but that’s for another discussion.

    Luckily, there is still an underground media rebellion that has managed to survive these dark times. Thanks to Christwire, Fox News, The Drudge Report and other outlets of opposition, we are able to get the truth out to you, the Christian American reader.

    The following excerpt is the true biographical information of Michelle Obama, given to me on June 25, 2011 by a former member of the First Lady’s personal staff. He shall remain anonymous for the time being to protect his life as well as the lives of his family.

    “Michelle Obama, First Lady of the United States, was born Michael LaVaughn Robinson in Chicago, Illinois on January 17th, 1964.

    He was the second son born to Fraser Robinson III, a well known cocaine dealer and union thug for Crime Lord/Mayor Richard J. Daley, and Marian Shields Robinson, a transient street prostitute who was diagnosed with the HIV virus in 1998.

    He was a popular high school athlete and in 1982, he accepted a scholarship to play middle linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers.

    After finishing a respectable rookie season with 88 tackles and 7.5 sacks, he suddenly dropped out of the school.

    Fellow teammates observed that Robinson could regularly be heard lamenting over how he is a “woman trapped inside a man’s body”, and on January 13th, 1983, he underwent sex reassignment surgery at Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine.

    To hide the shame of his new identity, Michael left Oregon State to attend Princeton University under his new legal name, “Michelle Robinson”.

    Years later, he met Barry Obama Jr. a Kenyan immigrant who later became aware of Michelle’s ‘true’ identity. They subsequently married and adopted two children.”

    Well ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first at Christwire, our “First Lady” is actually the First Man. Even more startling, Barack Obama knows that his wife was once a man, making him the first homogay President of our Christian nation.

    I’ve examined the evidence carefully, as has the team of researchers here at Christwire. We now have multiple sources to back this story up.

    We have also consulted medical experts who have carefully analyzed “her” anatomy, finding that her broad shoulders and pointed jaw line are consistent with that of a male… more specifically a male football player. It would not be the first time a transsexual has risen to prominence (see Lady Gaga).

    Experts put together a composite of what Michael Obama might look like today if he/she did not have the sex change (Sorry, could not find this image. – SadInAmerica)

    This is disturbing to say the least and is yet another sign of the impending End Times prophecy outlined in the Book of Revelation.

    Is this true? Not likely. I have been unable to find any proof that a Michael LaVaughn Robinson even existed, and there is reasonable proof that Michelle LaVaughn Robinson (later Obama after marriage) has existed. Furthermore, there is no proof of a Michael Robinson playing linebacker for the Oregon State Beavers in 1981 or 1982. Conspiracy theory debunked. It’s not true.
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  2. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    but, but, but, our Resident CTAs (Conspiracy Theory Advocates) haven't spoken on this issue yet... Let us not be hasty, here.....
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  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    You guys need to hug and make up LOL
  4. fmhuff

    fmhuff Monkey+++

    So does that mean her children are really reptilians surgically altered to look human?

    Come on people.
  5. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    You really gotta go to the site linked and watch his 'proof' video. The guy is a riot. He ain't right in the head. He's got zero understanding of what the word proof means and how to go about proving anything. If this guy told me he had proof that I'm a human being I wouldn't believe him by default...I'd need to see his proof to insure that it is, indeed, proof!


    It was good for a laugh for sure though.
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  6. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Michelle is from Moo. She was raised by extraterrestrials after she was abducted as a child. Charles Yeager found her on a hostile uncharted planet in the early 60's, helped her to escape and return to Earth, all while on a top secret space exploration flight. That's the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Jack Daniels. I swear on my bartender's mother's life. tic
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  7. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    ..And her brother (who does exist and went to Oregon)?
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  8. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

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  9. Byte

    Byte Monkey+++

    O I smell a new conspiracy website! I think this one has it all and should be easily proven!


    Craig Robinson (basketball) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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  10. Mike

    Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

    Nah, just another angry black woman who has her man's manhood in a jar
  11. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Rumor was likely started by an uglier jealous woman.
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  12. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

    I did not know there was an uglier woman out there (and I'm not just talking appearances).
  13. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    or the woman under the Big "O's" Desk.....
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  14. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    I almost wish I were going to be alive in the future when her kids write their memoirs.
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  15. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

    If they are at all like their father, someone else will write them and they will slap their names on afterwards...

    Damn, sorry, one of those days.
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  16. Kingfish

    Kingfish Self Reliant

    Damn, I thought she was a Wookie.

    Last edited: Apr 2, 2014
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  17. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    Actually Kingfish, I believe she is a Klingon War Bride...
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  18. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Please guys. Don't believe any of this conspiracy theory nonsense. Everyone knows she arrived here from the future in a space craft we sent out in space in the 70's. The cosmetic surgery she had was not a sex change but a simian change, to make her more human looking. And her husbands name is really Barack Hussien Cornelius Obama.

    af1e645fc410c80d89fc70075227d670. zira.
  19. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    biglaff whether she is or not she could whoop her husbands a$$ without breaking a sweat.
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  20. Mike

    Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

    You almost caused me to make a stir at work. I had to work hard to stifle a laugh at that post.
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