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Contributions for Congress

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

    The driver rolls down the window and asks "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom; otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

    "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

    The man replies "Roughly a gallon."
  2. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    I'd pass the guy a lighter.
  3. bountyhunter

    bountyhunter Monkey+

    my contribution is GIT ER DUN ;)
  4. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Alaways wondered why they have been pushing NO INDOOR SMOKING
  5. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    ill give em a few gallon sof used motor oil
    thatll make it burn longer
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